Friday, March 20, 2009

Planet-sized Jelly Monster

I looked at the title of a post over at A Hamsterish Hoard of Dungeons and Dragons and misunderstood it. It said "Monster: Earth Jelly," and I mistook it to be this:

A GIANT SPACE OOZE THAT TRAVELS FROM PLANET TO PLANET EATING ALL ORGANIC MATTER!

Take an Ooze monster, add Unicron, and Galactus, and what do you get?

DOOM!

This would be an awesome one time Spelljammer adventure, where the characters have to figure out how to stop it before it consumes their home planet.

Wow, I can't even think of how it could be stopped... But then again it is late as I am writing this... Can anyone think of a way to destroy it?

Other than a ShamWow.

1 comments:

taichara said...

Spelljammer. Oh how I love me some Spelljammer ... I love how you think, says I *grins*

Anything that makes more Spelljammer is good to me! I'd play that adventure --

Perhaps using force spells to crush entire planetoids of salt to sprinkle over it from the jettisons of spelljammers ...? *grins*